"Now, no one's faulting your productivity, Joe. It's amazing that you got so much done in such a short time. And yes, if we'd read your resume, we'd have realized that you got most of your CGI experience working for Michael Bay. But your digital pubic hair is just a little too ... how shall I put this? A little too… » 3/04/15 8:32am 9 minutes ago

The next tablet in the British Museum's collection is the reply to this one, and reads: "Due to a higher-than-expected tablet volume, all of our servants are currently busy assisting other merchants. Your tablet is important to us. Please continue to wait, and a scribe will respond to you as soon as possible." » 2/26/15 3:47pm Thursday 3:47pm

Attention, sci-fi movie makers: could you please make a sci-fi movie that is visually gorgeous without also making it completely fucking dumb as well? Yes, Mr Scott, I am looking at you. You used to know how to do that, remember? And you too, Mr Cameron. And Monsieur Besson — I haven't forgotten about you either. And… » 2/06/15 10:49am 2/06/15 10:49am