"Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon." »
Man, it's bad enough in spring when they put the clocks forward and you lose an hour's sleep. Imagine waking up and discovering they'd put the clocks forward three centuries. »
In fairness, it does depend on which apocalypse you're preparing for. When the fanatical legions of the many-armed Handbag Empress land on Earth to exterminate any unbelievers they find walking around without a handbag, those beans aren't going to help you much. »
I don't know where the banner image came from, but it's perfect. The steg even has that "Bitch, I will cut you" look in its eye. »
"East-Coasters will get a great view of the eclipse at sunset."Assuming that it stops pissing down rain and generally being 8/8 overcast sometime before then. »
I was suddenly excited because I saw the words 'Corto Maltese' and thought this was going to be about Hugo Pratt's comic book character, Corto Maltese (my nominee for one of the finest swashbuckling adventure heroes of all time). But no, it's just something about a TV series. Which I'm sure is a very fine TV series,… »
This absolutely works. I've been drinking beer for years, and I've never suffered tritium poisoning. Q.E.D.
Terrifying to think what might happen if I stopped. »
Among Stoker's influences must surely be Thomas Preskett Priest's "Varney the Vampire", which preceded "Dracula" by almost half a century. If Stoker actually managed to read "Varney", he was a better man than I am — I slogged away for what seemed like an eternity and then gave up when my ereader told me I was only at… »
Given that it took place in what is now Scotland, we can only assume that it began as a drunken fumble about thirty minutes after pub closing time on a Saturday and ended with both participants rolling over and snoring heavily. In the morning, the female Microbrachius groaned and muttered "Christ, ah wis hammered the… »
A real man, such as any of Mr Stephenson's friends, would have cut the bottle open using a 15th-century longsword in a two-handed 'Upper Snake' grip, while wearing forty pounds of authentic plate armor, and having previously soaked themselves to the pauldrons (whatever those are) in the blood of Mongol light horsemen. »
This may not be confined to English. For instance, there's a fairly close equivalent to "I could/couldn't care less" in Italian. There's a common phrase "non me ne frego", which has about the same meaning and force as the English "I don't give a damn." (The reflexive verb 'fregarsi' literally means 'to rub or harm… »
Worth mentioning that if you've already forked over your $9.99 for Panic's Transmit, then you can get Prompt 2 as part of one of Apple's new bundles, and you only pay the difference between the price of the bundle ($16.99) and the $9.99 you already paid. Prompt 2 then comes in at $7 rather than $9.99.
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The worst thing is that if someone came up with a vaccine against stupidity, it still wouldn't solve the problem. »